Jesster

A being who usually has very small hands (often sweaty) and a quite high pitched voice (often quite like like mickey mouse on crack-cocaine, or towlie from the hit tv series South Park). She has a leech like quality of often grabbing onto attractive men. It also has a habit of watching TV from an angle and flaring her nostrils as she breaths through them. It also pronounces its "w" sounds in that oh-so annoying manner of sounding like they have a stick up their bum all the time and love the smell of their own farts, often putting a "who" before the word attempting to pronounce (Ex. Whoowhat). It often has what is known as a "donk" or large posterior, which it uses in order to attract the opposite sex. Sadly, if it were not for this redeeming quality, it might not even survive in the wild at all. Little else is known about this quite interesting, yet awkward creature, but as technology is advancing we hope to soon learn more about this being.

(note: closely related to the notorious Captain Cunningham)

Holly: Mother of pearl! Did you happen to see that Jesster?!?!

Greg: Yea... its quite sad actually... it did have a great donk though.

Holly: Hellz yea it did, poor thing, it could barely walk with that wagon it was draggin.

by Grolly123 March 27, 2011

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Testicle Jester

A ball-friendly girl that leads to you believe that you will be getting laid but then doesn't. Also one that brings you close to orgasm but doesn't let you finish.

Sally: "Oh you will get some later... if you are lucky"
You: "oh really now?"
Sally: "No not really."
You: "Testicle Jester!"
Sally: "wtf is that."
You: " It's new and it's you!"

by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevin December 3, 2005

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jester

a fool. a joker. a clown. an entertainer that dances and/or tells jokes. (usually for kings)

1.the 2/4 jokers in a deck of cards.
2.a male person in silly attire performing for the king's entertainment
3.people in "Jackass". (a show for the mentally insane)

by david lui July 12, 2005

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Text-jester

A reliable clown whose purpose is to provide routine amusement, distraction and entertainment via text.

A text-jester provides texts that may seem generally off the wall and may come out of nowhere - leading to an onslaught of texts back and forth between two or more parties as to who can out-jest the other.

Primary references include hillarious and random movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes and references strictly for your pleasure.

Derek had me cracking up last night! Out of nowhere I received a text last night that said 'I suck dick for money.'
It took me a second, but I responded with 'Two thousand dollars, you're that good.'
And he came back with, 'Best piece of ass in three states.'
He is one hell of a text jester!

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I was sooo bored at work yesterday afternoon when I got a text from Text-Jester Taylor that said 'My bottom bitch got a little smart today. She probably won't be much for workin for a few days..'
I responded with 'Shiiit. That what the bitch gets! Learn her smart ass. She's the bottom bitch for a reason! Flip the mattress and turn her tricky ass out!'

by Fdurdad January 12, 2010

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Court Jester

A popular and funny person who grabs attention by craking a joke or lightly teasing others. Often has a dry sense of humor (says something funny with a straight face as though it were not funny) and usually uses sarcasm. Nickname for one might be "CJ."

Literally, the entertainer of the King.

Jimmy: "I don't understand this book!"

Tommy: "Maybe you should read it..."

Jimmy: "Thanks, court jester."

by CourtJester09 July 12, 2007

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