jessica alba

1. To go from a beautiful, curvy, tanned Mexican-American woman to a cracked-out looking, bleached, railing pole that just got starring roles in major films after she was made to look even more blond and pale than Mexican/dark. You don't believe me? Google her pictures from when she starred in the Fantastic 4 film!

Trust me. They're gonna start bleaching Eva Longoria, too. That's Hollywood for you.

2. To have natural beauty but no acting talent.
Sue: I wanna be like Jessica Alba; use my beauty to star in that new Colin Farrell film.

Me: No you don't. When your looks start fading and your body changes shape, Hollywood is gonna dump you ass like old garbage. Go to acting school, first!
by twistedbabydoll August 13, 2007
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X: I suppose Jessica Alba is alright lookin'.

Y: (shoots X)
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If you are male and you don't know who she is you are officially gay.
One who is attracted to cute women must have a vague idea who jessica alba is.
by Chickenwing21 October 11, 2006
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jessica alba

1) The only French-Mexican person on this planet.
2) In crappy movies.
3) Object of multiple mantasies.
4) My wallpaper.
Jessica Alba is a stunning actress in crappy movies. I refused to see Into the Blue but still adore her.
by Harry G. October 20, 2007
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Top 10 beat off fodder for nearly the entire virile male population ages 11-49
(thinking to self) "Man I'd like to put my meat in Jessica Alba's pink taco..but since that won't ever happen i'll use my imagination while I stroke my salami"
by Kibbles n Bits June 23, 2006
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Damn i got the Jessica Alba again, my nose is running like a tap!
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one of the hottest starlets in the world
oh my god its jessica alba
by niggaz in da hood August 14, 2005
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