jerkurbate

A combination of the term 'jerk around', or the more suggestive 'jerk off', with the word 'masturbate'. The word 'jerkurbate' is harmless, with no actual spiteful inclination. It is to be understood simply as doing a meaningless activity which therefore has no purpose other than to waste time; as the combination of the two terms would imply. It does not symbolize or represent any lewd or obscene meaning that one would initially believe.

#1.) "You always jerkurbate when we need to think of something to do."

#2.) Friend 1: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend 2: "Jerkurbating."

#3.) "The year is almost finished, and people still insist on jerkurbating in our faces."

by z4gnut May 17, 2006

jerkus

Same thing as jerk. The 'us' is there to make it sound cool.

Shut up jerkus.

my god, the smiles, the sneezes, the talking. we're in that place again. says:
hello are you there

my god, the smiles, the sneezes, the talking. we're in that place again. says:
jerkus

by Catas June 9, 2007

Jerney

She is the smart sexy cute as hell loyal carying the best friend to have. Crazy and. Always eating and she. Mean as hell

Jerney is the best friend to have

by Jerneey July 15, 2018

Jenum

A term of endearment given by bliksem to mean life long friends or soul mates because they shared their deepest darkest secrets on a cliff where three men upto no good threatened her safety

you have my heart and soul jenum ... and i make my jenum's tummy jump X

by louise July 28, 2004

jeanus

A bulge in any pair of jeans, or jean shorts, which appears as if a penis is causing said bulge. May be found on men's or women's pants.

I had an oddly-shaped jeanus today; it was rather pointy and people called me "needle-dick."

by Skwerl Master September 13, 2005

jeanuous

1. A complete and utter moron.
2. Someone that that can't spell.

Used in a sentance - John is a jeanuous at producing TPS reports.

by ThatGuy1234 February 27, 2009

Jermu

Someone old and wise.

Referred also on older military officers.

Look theres Paavo his 77 years old and a true jermu indeed.

You know the coronel? Oh you mean that old jermu.

by Kaaleppi March 15, 2010