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Yoda Asian Jedi

A phrase used by non-asians as a way of acknowledging an asian for his/her superior skills in math, tennis, cooking, drinking, or chess.

A corruption/improvement of the archaic phrase "You're the Asian, Jedi." Although currently in disuse, it is still widely used in a galaxy far away somewhere.
Matt: "Oh skillz, I got a B+ on my Algebra 2 test today!"

Sarah: "Good job, now I'll let you try my awesome beef stew I made just for you!"

Yin: "Psssh whatever, my Yakisoba still owns which I made WHILE acing my Calculus test!"

"Damn! Yoda Asian Jedi!!!"
by toppernotch6 May 17, 2010
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jendog

JENDOG LONEWOLF jən☥dôg lōn-woŏlf

(noun/verb/proper noun/metaphor/adverb/noun gender)

1. an infinite soul on a journey throughout this life (and others) on a quest for harmony, balance, laughter, good conversation, signs painted on the path, true knowledge of Self, and freedom

• (in extended and metaphorical use) referring to behavior considered to be Universally balanced & peaceful, inner-rested, wildly energetic: (they began to voraciously embrace the Universe and its natural laws, like a jendog.)

• (with adj.) dated used to refer to a person of a specified kind in a tone of playful reproof, commiseration, or congratulation : (that's so jendog!)

• (as a verb) informal to act fairly and let the Universe choose (jendog it.)

2. a songwriting photographer from brooklyn, ny, with a photographic stash that could rival the greats, who deciphers through bulldung and loves to embed double & triple entendres within her lyrics. she's part-wolf, part-scientist, part-doctor, part-engineer, part-shaman, part-nurturer, part-warrior, full-time.

ORIGIN: old school brooklyn (specifically, Bushwick) english of Universal etymology, product of lil'one and skywolf.
i love jendog.
by SOCIETAL ALARM CLOCK March 10, 2010
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Jedi Head

The act of performing oral sex on a partner through the force. If one can force choke their girl, they too can force lick her pussy.
Padme: Can you do that thing I like when we're at the senate meeting today
Anakin: you know I can force lick a pussy like no other baby
Padme: Fuck I love that Jedi Head
by lickmygeiscreamcone February 8, 2020
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Jende

Very Persian word,it has so many meanings and it depends on when or how you use it, sometimes it means beautiful when you say it jealousy (fully meaning in exp) sometimes it means ho🤭 but generally it means bitch🤦🏼 ♀️
Bitch : when someone steals Your boyfriend: khili jendei
Jealousy: jende khanoomo bebin (in khili karbordie)
by Fer feri August 18, 2018
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Jedi Mind tricks

A dope rap group from Philly. Members now are Vinnie Paz and Stoupe since Jus Allah Left.
Even though I am a Christian and Vinnie Paz can be very anti-Christian at times I still find him dope.
by hasafienda January 8, 2005
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Jedi Jerker

Someone who masterbates to Star War's characters, such as Princess Leia.
Dude I have a friend named Jacobo, I think he is a Jedi Jerker
by Delane Petersen January 9, 2008
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red-eye-jedi

the prophecy that one day, a band of long lost jedi would form from the ashes of the 20th century to reclaim what is rightfully theirs. All have one common bond......marijuana.
Also it means one whom smokes, but maintains senses and in some cases those senses are sharpened.
Adam is a red eye jedi along with rob, cameron and jedd. They are Red Eye Jedi.
by Jeremy Hulsey August 3, 2004
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