Jolson's Law

Subculture Ɵ becomes mainstream as soon as "sexy Ɵ girls" becomes a popular porn genre.

"According to Jolson's Law, scene girls are only popular because scene girl porn is popular."

"I went to Google, trying to find a picture of an extremely frumpy nerd female to counter your virginity quip. Instead all I got was hot "nerd" girl porn."
"Jolson's Law strikes again."

by Computer Shaman December 1, 2011

jetson’d

Modernizing something. Referring to the futuristic Jetson’s cartoon.

She totally Jetson’d the Sales and Marketing department.

by Casey Parler February 13, 2018

George Jetsoned

When Your Significant Other takes your Wallet/Credit Card, and leaves you just enough cash for lunch.

You: "Walks into work at 8am"

Co-Worker: Why the long face?

You: Man, i just got George Jetsoned!

Co-Worker: Awe Snap! That Sux....

You: Mmhmm!

by KasperDeVille March 8, 2014

jeloni

Jeloni is a name that means your cool and funny and is a fighter and talkative then creative

I wish jeloni was my bestfriend

by the anonymous tipper January 18, 2017

Jenson

The most perfect boy on earth.

Everyone’s favorite human.

He’s my jenson

by Miawmmmmmmm June 4, 2018

Jolson Disciples

An upstart street gang hailing from the suburbs of Las Vegas, mainly Henderson and Summerlin. The "JD's" (pronounced yay-dees) are a predominantly white gang specializing in the sale of counterfeit drugs and stolen fast food gift cards. Allegedly founded by late vaudvillian Al Jolson, the JD's motto is "en al confiamos" (trans. "in al we trust").

I was thinking about pledging the Latin Kings or maybe the MS-13, but when the Jolson Disciples made me an offer, I felt like the prettiest girl at the dance!

by DMZ19781 June 14, 2008

The Jetsons

The culprits behind 9/11.

The Jetsons killed many innocents on September 11th. It was a terrible event.

by Blaze the Flarxon December 24, 2016