Jeb

A 1~2 inch bump in the rectum a few inches in from the anus. Caused when one of several strains of bacteria usually present in santorum enters a small scar that resulted from fairly violent anal sex. An immune reaction causes the bump -- which can make anal sex even more unpleasant than usual.

Dave: "While I enjoy each manly pump -- would you please thrust more toward the left, so that you're hammering my jeb so much? It hurts like hell..."
Rick: "Sure, babe... By the way we're working up a good froth of santorum here!"

by manoverbored June 20, 2015

Jeb

Jeb is the most caring and genuine guy you’ll ever meet. He’s got a good sense of humor but can be very blunt. He’ll tell you what you need to hear and be there for you. You can always count on Jeb to come through for you. He’s always on time, always prepared, and always motivated. When he finds something he likes or wants he’ll get it. But he’s also not super outgoing. He keeps to himself unless he’s interested in what’s going on. You might have to work to get to know him. Jeb is fit and athletic. He plays a couple sports and excels in them. His overall personality is unique and you won’t find anyone else like him. Don’t pass up a Jeb.

Hey have you met Jeb?
No why?
He’s the most interesting guy I’ve ever met!

by Definition genius5735 December 6, 2018

Jeb

Someone's name when you can't remember it or if you don't know it.

"What's up Jeb?" "Oh, nothing Jeb. What about you?" "Nothing really. Hey, where's your friend Jeb?"

by wintermorningsunshines December 19, 2011

jeb

A noun used to describe a stupid, moronic customer who does everything wrong, is unprepared, then blames you, the sales associate/bank teller, when you take too long, mess up his transaction, don't bend, break or change the rules to suit him, or otherwise don't preform to his standards.

"That guy is such a jeb! He expected me to give him money out of an account that his name is not listed on!!"

by The Lizinator December 28, 2007

jeb

(verb) to jeb
the substitution for any doing word

"don't jeb me with your large finger"

"the dog just had a jeb at me"

"i jebbed it from the wall then jebbed it up on the board, then she jebbed it off me and jebbed it up so i jebbed off with her folder"

by jeb jebson March 7, 2007

jeb

A guy who is always baked and should be baked in the oven.

Girl1: Who's the new guy?

Girl2: Oh, That's Jeb, complete stoner....

Girl1: Looks like he belongs in the oven!

by Oven4000 May 22, 2017

Jeb

Jeb is a kool kid who can do backflips. And specifically eats cookies and cream pop tarts. He is forever alone but gets all the ugly gurls. He also makes the best memes and shares them with everyone. Memes are love, memes are life.

Jeb is so kool, he does backflips, shares his pop tarts and memes. Jeb is the best, we love Jeb.

by Jeb the kool boi June 7, 2018