Javell

Javell is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet hes loyal and know what he wants in life. Javell might get called the "quiet kid" but he way more than that and that "innocent" ones always the best at being freaks. He a very goofy person and can make your day with just one sentence. He hardworking and cute asf, he also likes to treat people with hella respect because he knows what it's like to be mistreated and hurt. Having a javell will truly make you happier and your life so much more fun. A Javell will treat you like a queen or be your best friend. Javell is so kind heated he won't hurt a single soul even though he seems bad he's not at all. Javell might be innocent when he wants to be but he can be the biggest freak too and let's not forget the big peen. Just saying if you ever have a Javell keep him because he gonna be a huge part of your life trust me, I so glad to have my Javell.

Katelyn: "hey whats up with Olivia lately"
Mackenzie:" what do you mean"
Katelyn:" she's always happy for no reason she used to be so sad"
Mackenzie:" oh yea she has had the brightest smile lately, but that because of Javell."
Katelyn:" oh"
*Kendra overhearing*
Kendra:" wait Javell as in him Javell"
Mackenzie: "yea"
Kendra:"wow no wonder shes so happy, shes really got in going for her huh."

By: Olivia Danforth

by livy loo October 20, 2020

Jadealyn

She is a petite and beautiful person. She is the embodiment of both intelligence and kindness. She always listens to your day-to-day problems even though she works herself to the bone for school. She even will try to make time for you on her busy schedule. She is special and there won't be anyone out there like her. Even though she has really bad things happening to her, she will still take care of you and comfort you. She is the most humble, selfless, and loving person ever.

Thanks, Jadealyn for listening to my problems and helping me resolve them. I won't ever find a person like you and I'm glad I met you! I'll cherish you forever!

by BigBrain_Studios May 6, 2021

Javalistic

used to describe people who have traits such as kind, compassionate, hilarious, sweet, honest, creative, and most importantly lovely, these are the kind of people who you'd love to have in your life, and learn many lifelong lessons from them. Alternatively it could be used to describe things like food, situations, weather etc. in which case it simply means amazing

She's such a javalistic person, ah i love her!.

what an absolutely javalistic day we are having!.

by welcomebotluci May 6, 2023

The Slippery Javelin

N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.

At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.

by parralax42 December 9, 2010

javal

To javal someone - to throw a bicycle at someone over the course of a merciless beating, and then to shank them with a sharp object.

The term originates from a fellow named Javal who beat up a girl who owed him a dimebag, and then threw a bicycle at her. She inquired, "Is that all ya got!?". Enraged, he dashed into the nearest house of a complete stranger, retrieved a butcher's knife, and proceeded to stab her to death, 72 times.

-"Good morning Terrance, have you seen Stacey today?"

-"Nah man, bitch got javaled last night for smokin' Mr. Jefferson's weed!"

by Hamilton Spectator November 20, 2007

Javelin Catcher

A position in the Olympics in which a country nominates the town idiot or asshole to try to catch javelins in the javelin toss competition.

Hey, send Noah to be this years Javelin Catcher for USA.

by O Jonny Boy August 14, 2008

javel

A well-rounded eccentric person with common as well as fashion sense; an asshole at time however very archaic

"Damn it feels good to be Javel"

by Ja-vel January 25, 2017