"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"
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Jason Singh is an incredibly fun guy who can make anybody laugh! Known to be the life of the party. Has slick sense of style and can also rock the naked look. Unfortunately has been through a lot but has made him who he is today. He has a kind heart and and wants the best result in every situation. If only people treated him how nice he treats people. He is very loyal and has strong values, which can sometimes get him into a pickle. If you meet a Jason Singh be sure to treat him right. He is one in a million and you don't want to pass that chance up!
Jason Singh is an incredibly fun guy who can make anybody laugh! Known to be the life of the party. Has slick sense of style and can also rock the naked look. Unfortunately has been through a lot but has made him who he is today. He has a kind heart and and wants the best result in every situation. If only people treated him how nice he treats people. He is very loyal and has strong values, which can sometimes get him into a pickle. If you meet a Jason Singh be sure to treat him right. He is one in a million and you don't want to pass that chance up!
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"That party rocked! There totally was a Jason Singh there"
" Why can't you be more like a Jason Singh?
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by Wonderingwhatsgood February 24, 2010
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by Ashley - Filmcower January 16, 2008
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The evidence/theories that point to Jason.
1.Jason had no alibi the night of the murders He stated he was cooking in front of over 150 people the night of the murders at the restaurant he works at, but the restaurant that he worked at during the murders could hold a maximum of 87 people at any one time. He also later stated in a civil deposition that he clocked out after the murders had taken place.
2.Jason Simpson had developed a crush on Nicole Brown Simpson, and was angry at the lifestyle she was involved in, which included drug use.
3.After committing the murders, Jason called Simpson to the crime scene. Simpson struggled with his son to take the weapons from him, thus providing the detectives with the gloves and the blood evidence that would be used at his trial. Dear also believes this is where O.J. received the cut on his hand that prosecutors said was inflicted during the murders.
4. The bloody gloves were to small to fit O.J. who had larger hands than his son.
The evidence/theories that point to Jason.
1.Jason had no alibi the night of the murders He stated he was cooking in front of over 150 people the night of the murders at the restaurant he works at, but the restaurant that he worked at during the murders could hold a maximum of 87 people at any one time. He also later stated in a civil deposition that he clocked out after the murders had taken place.
2.Jason Simpson had developed a crush on Nicole Brown Simpson, and was angry at the lifestyle she was involved in, which included drug use.
3.After committing the murders, Jason called Simpson to the crime scene. Simpson struggled with his son to take the weapons from him, thus providing the detectives with the gloves and the blood evidence that would be used at his trial. Dear also believes this is where O.J. received the cut on his hand that prosecutors said was inflicted during the murders.
4. The bloody gloves were to small to fit O.J. who had larger hands than his son.
by CrackHe@d May 14, 2007
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