Janitor

1. People with huge beards in your school that cleans up after your shit, but in reality, they are the rulers of the world. Usually old people with a crazed look in his eyes, they are very wise and the only mens on the planet able to make babies.
2.He's your dad.

1. Voter 1: Hey, is George Bush a janitor?
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!

by semaca January 10, 2009

The wandering janitor

The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.

dude i janna and i were having sex and i totally gave her the wandering janitor

by mitt greb November 6, 2007

Jainin' It

Means to cut back, save money, or simply not do anything.

Chetan asked Minkus if he wanted to go out tonight, Minkus replied, "nah bro ima jainin' it at home today."

A person who's down for NOTHING.

by xxgujukaladi694u20094LIFExx May 11, 2009

Janitrix

A female janitor; groundskeeper, charwoman, etc.
also: janitress

At my school there are three janitors and one janitrix.

by Ipsographic_Tones March 6, 2009

janitarium

A place where elderly janitors go once they have inhaled
way too many chemical fumes.

So unfortunate it is, Sylvestor was cut down in his prime, 20 years on the job and his wife had him committed to the state
janitarium.

by Disexlia boy October 2, 2010

janitor's ice cream scoop

( an English translation if the French of France expression c'est seulement les concierges qui écoutent aux portes):

Unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors, coming especially from unverified sources such as janitors, maintenance people and other cleaning personnel.

Don't give me that janitor's ice cream scoop, just cut to the chase, will you?

by Sexydimma September 9, 2016

jaint

A word that encompasses everything. In it's origin, jaint was used to define a noun, specifically a place (ie - Yo what be crackin up in this jaint?), but has widened it's scope to now include any word in the dictionary. It has become broader than the word fuck, in that not only is it acceptable to use it to replace random words in a sentence, but now it is acceptable to use jaint to replace ALL the words in a sentence.

Jim - "Damn dog! Did you see that jaint? I just jainted the jaint in that jaint!"

Willy - "Jaint jaint jaint, jaint jaint!!!"

by Bryan the Hood Rat May 12, 2008