Jackson Pollock

A gaseous bout of diarrhea that speckles the entire toilet bowl.

I just Jackson Pollocked that toilet.

by ArtGhetto September 6, 2020

Jackson Pollock

When a total piece of shit blows their brains out and it makes a beautiful image on the wall.

I could think of several politicians and prominent individuals who would make a Jackson Pollock if they ate a bullet. Leadership needs to get so much better than this.

by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

The Jackson Pollock

When you’re making love in the missionary position and while you are fully thrusted in you pause and proceed to push out a bowel movement that curls down and lightly brushes the anus of your partner leaving a brown abstract painting on the the partners stink wrinkle.

She said she was into art so I gave her The Jackson Pollock last night. It was majestic.

by AllMammal21 October 5, 2021

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver

An act of waking a person by blasting them with diarrhea while yelling "It's ART"!

All through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for fuckin Tom who just pulled a Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver in poor little Cindy Lou, that twat, waking everyone to see his newest masterpiece.

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver wins again...

by B Tsunami December 31, 2025

eskimo jacksonpollock

The result of your friend shooting his love juice all over the ceiling of your car, usually done secretly in the backseat while you're driving.

What's that smell? It smells like cheese... Oh Brad! I can't believe you left another "eskimo jacksonpollock" in my car! I just cleaned it!

by chuckyk18 January 23, 2010