A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.
by unnatural england August 15, 2009
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This word comes from the urban area of Perth, Western Australia.
This word comes from the urban area of Perth, Western Australia.
Lad: Oh my god Aaron stop being a Jacko D that's actually fucked.
Aaron: No you're being the Jacko D here you fagcunt.
Aaron: No you're being the Jacko D here you fagcunt.
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by LDATRE July 17, 2021
Get the jacko_tc mug.Jacko Cannell is a midget who eats kangaroo for breakfast, lunch & dinner. he is a suck-up to the footy player Nathan Cleary who plays for the Penrith panthers. he play rugby and when he scores he dances like Michael Jackson. that's why his parents named him that. Jacko Cannell is a strawberry faced loser that has the Kung flu and thinks that every girls text is more dryer than his armpits just before his weekly showers. his brain cells are more dead than AdAm SaNDleRs beard and his celebration is a plain backflip. "we get it, you know how to do a backflip. you're good at showing off." he uses the same boring excuse "that's crazy and all but I don't remember asking." watch out for all the Jacko cannells out there, if you can even see them. his tiny body won't be able to survive if you step on him.
"what's that smell?"
"is it coming from the ground?"
"no it's just Jacko cannell"
"where is he? he is so small I can even see him"
"is it coming from the ground?"
"no it's just Jacko cannell"
"where is he? he is so small I can even see him"
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Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
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