Jack-O-Lentil Burger

A Halloween-time burger with lentils!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"
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Kentucky jack-o'-lantern

Where you stick your hand so far into a woman's vagina that it looks and feels as if you are gutting a pumpkin.
Dude, did you see that chicks camel toe? I'd love to Kentucky jack-o'-lantern that shit.
by Crispy asian October 28, 2019
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E-Jack-O-Lantern

A pumpkin with a hole carved in it, meant for sticking one's penis into for masturbatory purposes.
Hey b, heard you got one of them e-jack-o-lanterns, lemme smash!
by silly boi mcgee November 4, 2017
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ass jack-o-lantern

the term ass jack-o-lantern is a somewhat more clever and (perhaps?) less childish way to call someone a butthead. it also implies that the person has a nasty face and is an enormous creeper (both of which are qualities possessed by a halloween jack-o-lantern)
the ass jack-o-lantern dated the girl that was way too good for him and wore a stupid hawaiian shirt.
by My Aim Is True October 12, 2008
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Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
by Zachzilla October 28, 2020
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Jack-O-Cramp'in

the agonizing, scraping sensation of your ovaries being internally carved and man-handled on a monthly basis much like the sensation of hollowing out a pumpkin.
Dude, I'm like majorly Jack-O-Cramp'in right now; do you have a knife so I can end this?
by Ricola82 January 20, 2009
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