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The Jack-o-lantern 

The process of shoving a flashlight, the brighter the better, into a female's vagina. Once the flashlight is inserted correctly the flashlight is tunred on. This will create a Jack-o-lantern effect. This can also be done with a strobe light for a different effect.
My girlfriend and I were so drunk and horny after the halloween party, so I decided to give her the Jack-o-lantern
The Jack-o-lantern by HDpanhead1891 November 11, 2010

Alabama Jack o Lantern 

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

compton jack-o-lantern 

an empty old english malt liquor bottle with a glow stick inside.
the street was marvelously lit up with compton jack-o-lanterns as the little kids went trick or treating.
compton jack-o-lantern by rodman2000 November 23, 2009

Kentucky jack-o'-lantern 

Where you stick your hand so far into a woman's vagina that it looks and feels as if you are gutting a pumpkin.
Dude, did you see that chicks camel toe? I'd love to Kentucky jack-o'-lantern that shit.

E-Jack-O-Lantern 

A pumpkin with a hole carved in it, meant for sticking one's penis into for masturbatory purposes.
Hey b, heard you got one of them e-jack-o-lanterns, lemme smash!

ass jack-o-lantern 

the term ass jack-o-lantern is a somewhat more clever and (perhaps?) less childish way to call someone a butthead. it also implies that the person has a nasty face and is an enormous creeper (both of which are qualities possessed by a halloween jack-o-lantern)
the ass jack-o-lantern dated the girl that was way too good for him and wore a stupid hawaiian shirt.