Jackdesh

1) The action of beating the living soul out of someone in a gruesome style as in the movie "The Job" & "Bourne Ultimatum"

2) The statement used when a person is going to do something genuinely badass and that relates to something Jack Desh would do or has done.

(Also used as Jeckdesh-it or Jackdesh-ing)

1. (Action)
Jim - Hey yo, if you dont stop messing with me, I'm going to jackdesh you.
Bully - WTF?
(Jim Beats the living fuck out of him)

by Jack Desh January 24, 2009

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jaccubus

Female or male demon similar to succubus but does not engage in sexual relations with their human victim. Instead, the jaccubus visits men in their sleep and masturbates them until full release. This may happen multiple times, leading to physical discomfort, embarassment, and testicular depletion.

Babydoll: You feel like messing around a little before going work this morning, honey?

Me: Sorry babe, can't do it. My penis is so red and sore...my balls ache like a mutha...not to mention I was stuck to both the top and bottom sheets this morning when I woke up. Must have been visited by the jaccubus again last night.

Babydoll: You could have just said no. ::shakes head::

by Bulldozr July 17, 2009

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Jackdawing

Contributing to a lively and/or worthwhile discussion while simultaneously manipulating how one's responses to said discussion are perceived

Corrine and I were arguing about whether cocaine is better than heroin, but heroin is obviously better so every time she tried to make a point I started jackdawing and threw bags of heroin into the air then made a loud fart sound with my hand in my armpit.

by ZadocPaet August 12, 2014

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