jabotay

An insult with no actaul meaning

Mikhail Inamdar is a jabotay,
Kai Shand is a jabotay

by Jaboota March 22, 2011

Jabari Parker

Former #2 pick of the 2014 NBA Draft. Was certainly supposed to become one of the greatest players to rise in the NBA. Unfortunately, an injury plagued stint with the Milwaukee Bucks presented itself as an obstacle in Parker's career. Despite the hardships Jabari has endured, he's still a lethal offensive force on the floor and still has plenty of time to rise back up to his potential.

Off the court, he is known to be a devout member of the LDS Church (Mormon) and definitely applies the principles he was taught from his faith through his humility and selflessness. He broke the hearts of many LDS people when he chose to forego his missionary service and later chose to commit to Duke over BYU. FYI, he was never obligated to attend BYU simply because of his religion.

Jabari Parker is basically Derrick Rose 2.0. If Derrick Rose can bounce back from injuries, Jabari Parker sure can, especially since those two grew up from the same neighborhood.

by jc4493 November 8, 2019

Jaborial

A tall, lanky, and Harry species of German rats.
The term is often used when one of your friends is being an absolute boon and has no clue what they’re talking about.

That bot-walker of there is becoming a real jaborial

by Seymour Assyses December 21, 2020

Jabob

Our LORD and SAVIOR

Jabob helps us when we are need, for example when we are out of dank memes

Gianna: God it’s a two show day

Amelia: Don’t worry Jabob is here and with us

Alex: JABOB

Ryann: JABOB

by falsettolandweeee July 28, 2018

JABOOT3

Pronounced: JABOOTy.
Software engineering jargon for a poorly designed framework. Stands for Just A Bunch Of Other Things Thrown Together.

"This isn't a real project. It's JABOOTy(JABOOT3)!

by I Think Im A Software Engineer February 8, 2009

Jaboozie

1.To engage in the act of jacuzzi-ing while boozie-ing, and preferably getting naked with the opposite sex in hopes of straight crushing it or recieving at least a hand job

2. Engaging in a totally heterosexual male bonding time after an unsuccessful night of crushing pussy

The Situation invited two hoes over to Jaboozie in hopes that the alcohol and his half naked body would seduce them into offering their flower and/or anus's

by Pyreking September 8, 2010

jabird

a very birdy individual who sometimes resembles a guido

god damn jabird what are you wearing?

by mrmanbearpig December 8, 2010