(Wee Jabobulus)
A Jabboo is a small fat boy usually about 4, 9". He is usually in the early stages of puberty and naive to the ways of the world. His features can also include aesymetrical facial structure and squint eyes that appear to not focus on anything.
The Jabboo is a boy who will lie about his connections to Zac Efron, and who is keen social networker, and a slow runner.
The Jabbo's natural predator is the the Cougar (Puma concolor)
A Jabboo is a small fat boy usually about 4, 9". He is usually in the early stages of puberty and naive to the ways of the world. His features can also include aesymetrical facial structure and squint eyes that appear to not focus on anything.
The Jabboo is a boy who will lie about his connections to Zac Efron, and who is keen social networker, and a slow runner.
The Jabbo's natural predator is the the Cougar (Puma concolor)
Daniel (Drunken Browser A) "Mate, I just commented on this fat boy's bebo photo, calling him a wee Jabboo"
Ryan (Drunken Browser B) "Oh shit, he looks like a stroke victim"
Ryan (Drunken Browser B) "Oh shit, he looks like a stroke victim"
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Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"
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Software engineering jargon for a poorly designed framework. Stands for Just A Bunch Of Other Things Thrown Together.
Software engineering jargon for a poorly designed framework. Stands for Just A Bunch Of Other Things Thrown Together.
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2. Engaging in a totally heterosexual male bonding time after an unsuccessful night of crushing pussy
2. Engaging in a totally heterosexual male bonding time after an unsuccessful night of crushing pussy
The Situation invited two hoes over to Jaboozie in hopes that the alcohol and his half naked body would seduce them into offering their flower and/or anus's
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2. An expressive way of using rock legend Bono’s name
2. An expressive way of using rock legend Bono’s name
1.Go away ya fucking jabono before I yerf you over a wall
2.I tell you now, that Jabono guy and the lads from U2 were mighty in that concert last night
2.I tell you now, that Jabono guy and the lads from U2 were mighty in that concert last night
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