Jabated

This word is used when you totally own your friend (if you have any lol) and they were le epic pranked!

“Yo where my doughnut’s go?”
“I threw them in the trash.”
“Man f*ck you I see you tomorrow”
“Haha fool you were jabated! I ate the damn doughnuts!”

by u/Skit Flicks April 6, 2021

Heywood Jablomee

A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.

Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"

by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013

jablonskied

In hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process.

i just jablonskied that kid.

by moahmar March 21, 2012

Jababa

Jababa is a dance move made popular in dance clubs during the 1970s. It is most commonly performed by music featuring deep bass grooves and heavy back beats. The dance features deep knee bends, dramatic arm movements and wild spinning motions, and it is widely considered a precursor to break dancing.

He tore it up on the dance floor doing the Jababa.

by Gudenschfacht July 15, 2014

Jabated

To become destroyed, rek't, marred, or heavily damaged

After my accident, my car was jabated

by Renewrexbats July 3, 2018

Jaba the Slut

a fat girl in the club who will aggressively try to hook up with guys, and block them from hooking up with her cute friends when she gets rejected - a very jealous, dangerous creature that should be respected and never handled

I am not winging Jaba the Slut tonight so you can hook up with her big boobed blonde friend!

by j-spot May 13, 2005

Jabal

St.Lucian Origin. A jabal is a married man's outside woman. A homewrecker.

Mary had a heart attack when her husband's jabal called her phone.

by zanajh August 21, 2010