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jonathon

jackass, ballsack, likes men, loves to suck cock.
Jonathon: wow did you here what jon did to me yesterday?!?!
no

he sucked my dick!!
by jon ballin wall December 18, 2013
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someone who will shit talk you forever but is full of empty threats and wont do shit.
"He said he would..."
"He won't. He's a Jonathon."
by xobih November 20, 2016
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Friend: Wow tour such a Jonathon, shithead!
by Jon1321 March 10, 2017
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woah that jonathon looks like a shrimp
by beeeeeeeeeeepboop June 8, 2019
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A retarded android user than runs like yogi bear. Frequently says dumb comments.
Damn that kid runs like a Jonathon.
by Jonathon Cary May 8, 2019
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Jonathon a Funny, cute,and nice Guy. He plays sports and is very fast. Most the girls like him for having muscles and his sense of humor. He plays lots of video games at home with his friends on his computer. Although, some girls know him for having a small private. He is a very honest guy and would be good to be friends with.
Bell: OMG Jonathon is so cuteee! Your lucky to have him as your bf.
Hannah: Ya but, he has such as tiny private
Bell: Oh. Really?
Hannah: Yeah i'm disappointed
by TheTruthIsToBeTold May 8, 2018
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Tom: “2+2=5” Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s 4 “
by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019
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