Jedi

Jedi is cockney-rhyming slang meaning "Red Eye"

Red eye being one of the symptoms of being stoned/high/gurning/lean/under the influence.

You should of seen me the other night, smoked half an ounce, had a proper Jedi.

by S0LDIER. January 26, 2008

jedi

adj. meaning an impressive acrobatic skill.

-Did you see that guy do a backflip?
-Yah it was so jedi!

by The Cat's Pyjamaz October 17, 2008

JEDI

Being extremly cool and leet.

Mark.

by dazed September 24, 2003

jedi

A description of a cool event, such as one that shows mad skillz.

Damn. That flip was Jedi.

by Sonny Minhas January 12, 2005

jedi

1. A group, or "order" of individuals who can read minds, float things yadda yadda. who every one with not much of a life wishes they where.

2. Most brits, when pushed into saying what religion they are will say, jedi.

1.
geeky kid - man those jedi knights are sooooo cool, i wanna be one (making pathetic lightsabre noises and waving an invisible sword)

2.
Researcher - so sir, what religion are you?
Guy - erm, let me see.
Researcher - come on sir, its not a difficult question is it?
Guy - eeerrrmmm. Jedi?

by TuBsy June 19, 2005

jedi

A loser who can't hold a match to a Sith Lord! Usualy ranting on about proffecies and what not.

Anakin was a Jedi before he woke up and smelled the bacon and became a Sith.

by Darth_`Eowyn September 9, 2006

JEDI

A person from Star Wars who has a total resemblance to a phychic except he/she can fight chaoticly.

1. they can levitate things
2. they can control minds
3. they can forsee the future
4. they can sense a presence

only one they can't do (yet) is read minds...

by theEnder December 3, 2003