Jakey Classic

The act of fucking someone’s mom so hard her vagina bleeds, giving the illusion that she’s on her period, when in reality… it’s just jakey makin her ta-tas bounce and her goochie bleed

Wow! She just got the Jakey Classic!

by Jakey Classic December 7, 2021

Jakey juice

All kind of liquids produced from Jake.

Jake you got your jakey juice on me.

by #1weirdo November 15, 2020

jakey penguin

A person who enjoys the 'odd tipple' and a white ring around the nostril from a certain tranquilizer powder.. whilst attempting to walk/dance around a festival/free party/rave in a straight line and simultaneously maintain a certain sense of decorum.

-often found amongst the rave scene of england and throughout europe. may be hard to spot without the right tools.

a 'munter' or jakey penguin enthusiast

by bristokristo July 15, 2010

skanky jakey

A lil boy who thinks he is a playa and big time ladies man when in all reality he has to take his cousin to prom.

Hey look, that kid over there with his cousin is a skanky jakey!

by Kinky kirky August 28, 2008

Jakey Bear

An awesome cuddly guy named Jacob. He is sweet, romantic, passionate etc. This is a name your girlfriend gives you.

Oh, Jakey bear, i love you so much!<3

by jrawrzky April 22, 2011

Playboi Jakey

(n) - teen boy who wears pocket chains and rings while also obtaining a fade. Most likely seen wearing vintage or gothic attire.

Aye who’s that goth boi? Oh that’s just Playboi Jakey!

by Trill2020 November 2, 2018

jakey shakes

A term used in Britain (mainly used in Scotland) When someone has had to much alcohol or drugs in their system they start to shake.

Harry: Did you hear how bad josh had the jakey shakes last night?

Alex: Bet it was bad.
Harry: oh aye, shaking like a leaf.

by Bramblebee February 8, 2022