Jakey Classic

The act of fucking someone’s mom so hard her vagina bleeds, giving the illusion that she’s on her period, when in reality… it’s just jakey makin her ta-tas bounce and her goochie bleed
Wow! She just got the Jakey Classic!
by Jakey Classic December 07, 2021
Get the Jakey Classic mug.

Jakey juice

All kind of liquids produced from Jake.
Jake you got your jakey juice on me.
by #1weirdo November 16, 2020
Get the Jakey juice mug.

jakey penguin

A person who enjoys the 'odd tipple' and a white ring around the nostril from a certain tranquilizer powder.. whilst attempting to walk/dance around a festival/free party/rave in a straight line and simultaneously maintain a certain sense of decorum.

-often found amongst the rave scene of england and throughout europe. may be hard to spot without the right tools.
a 'munter' or jakey penguin enthusiast
by bristokristo July 15, 2010
Get the jakey penguin mug.

skanky jakey

A lil boy who thinks he is a playa and big time ladies man when in all reality he has to take his cousin to prom.
Hey look, that kid over there with his cousin is a skanky jakey!
by Kinky kirky April 08, 2006
Get the skanky jakey mug.

Jakey Bear

An awesome cuddly guy named Jacob. He is sweet, romantic, passionate etc. This is a name your girlfriend gives you.
by jrawrzky April 04, 2011
Get the Jakey Bear mug.

A dirty jakey

When one proceeds to milk the semen of Andrew brown as normal milk simply does not give enough nutrients for someone of jakeys stature
by Jarringmederrrr November 24, 2021
Get the A dirty jakey mug.

Playboi Jakey

(n) - teen boy who wears pocket chains and rings while also obtaining a fade. Most likely seen wearing vintage or gothic attire.
Aye who’s that goth boi? Oh that’s just Playboi Jakey!
by Trill2020 November 03, 2018
Get the Playboi Jakey mug.