iguana dick

happens when you jerk off with shampoo and the chemicals react with your skin. the skin on your penis proceeds to dry up and become scaly and iguana-like.

guy 1: i am never jerking off with shampoo ever again

guy 2: do what happened? (guy 1 shows guy two his penis) gross! your dick looks like a damn iguana

guy 1: (to himself) hmmm, iguana dick. i'm gonna put this on urban dictionary.

by iguanapenis April 20, 2009

marriage iguanas

Nickname for marijuana that only dope ass mother fuckers use

Hey wanna smoke the marriage iguanas tonight?

by grams👵🏼 April 25, 2015

Iyuanna

A rare human being with many given talents, its rare for her to deeply fall in love. She has mixed emotions inside which tend to screw her up but she still is able to find a way through life itself. She is funny, adorable, adventurous and quick learner and she doesn't start fights unless someone she deeply cares about is getting attacked. She is something life changing and something you will definitely remember.

Iyuanna is my besfriend

by SomethingRare September 29, 2018

Iguana

Rulers of the planet Pluto.

I have an imaginary pet iguana called Frank.

by Abi November 28, 2004

Inquantiverse

When you are confroned by another quantum theorist who tells you to replace the word "universe" with "multiverse" to account for the multiple realities. Just answer with "no id rather use Inquantiverse" because it goes beyond and covers every inquantifiable possibility and impossibility without having to go into tedious detail.

Somewhere in the inquantiverse there may be alien life like our own.

by Ace Telekinesis February 20, 2008

Iguana Brain

A loose woman with an extremely low IQ who is the village bicycle of a college town.

Waylan laid the law on a Iguana Brain last night.

by State Street Elite May 21, 2010

Iguana ass

A person with a big round hot ass

"Hot damn she has such an iguana ass!"

by Staroidz February 9, 2018