Iowa Interview

a person constantly asking questions that nobody want's to answer! just don't know when to shut the fuck up!

scott would stand behind people breathing heavy and swaying back & fourth asking questions that was none of his buisness , when he was told to get away, scott would ask more questions like having a Iowa Interview. ( who made you mad?, where did this come from, why did kenny break the calculator?,were did the lock to the dumpster go?, who is not here today?, do these tight sweat pants make my penis look large?, what are you looking up on the computer?),.....etc etc...

by russ sharp January 24, 2012

Sex interview

A sexier name for a date.

I'm going to take her on a sex interview.

by ValidReason57 September 9, 2014

interviewniform

a set of clothes that you repeatedly choose to wear to job interviews because you think they make you look like a winner.

i'm feeling good about getting this job since i wore my awesome interviewniform to it.

by Raoul Bloodworth June 29, 2011

Hot Dog Interview

The act of distracting a person with a tap on the opposite shoulder which prompts said person to turn their head. As their attention is drawn back to see who tapped on their shoulder, a hot dog is placed into their mouth or smacked onto their cheek. Add sour cream for an added effect.

Also see Sour Cream Sanchez which the sour cream is applied with a finger, not a hot dog.

We had some left over hot dogs from dinner, so I gave my brother a hot dog interview.

by Mindcrime Madness April 24, 2011

Interbewbz

Going online and searching "Justin Bieber looks like a Woman!" every night, so that he becomes the #1 most famous woman on the web.

Tommy: Dude I'm going on the Interbewbz!!

Kegan: Oh man, I can't wait until that faggot justin beiber becomes the #1 most famous woman on the Web!

Tommy: Yeah he's pretty fucking gay, I can't wait until his balls finally drop so his voice turns to shit and we can be rid of this gay fairy nonsense.

Kegan: Oh man.

by iruletheinterbewbz February 21, 2011

Internite

A noun that describes an individual who is a heavy internet user, usually to the point where they know every meme/viral video to date, whilst maintaining a constant lookout for new ones. An Internite's physical appearance is often (but not always) a Caucasian, pimple infested heavy-set male, whose aesthetic deficiencies severely outweigh his/her ability to communicate with the opposite sex. Internites are nocturnal creatures, often preferring colder, dark isolated environments. Since hygiene isn't a priority, these individuals are generally quite smelly. Due to their daily seclusion from life, they are also known to be very weird and quite socially awkward.

Ted is such an internite, all he does is go around saying annoying/overused memes, like 'cool story bro' and 'haha, I trolled you'. F*cking weirdo.

by IsraelHands09 July 26, 2011

Interviewness

A rating scale for your interviewability.

How well is your interviewness??

My interviewness in FANTASIC, I will definatly be hired!!!

by ashadoggy-dogg shizztastic March 17, 2010