cruel intentions

a great movie showing what can happen when high schoolers are given too much money and nowhere to spend it

rich kid: man what should i do with this cash?
rich kid 2: we should go throw a mad party

by ellet cult January 22, 2005

friends with intentions

Similar to friends with privileges and friends with potential, but implies that you are keeping friendship with a guy/girl with the goal of making a relationship with him/her, rather than just randomly hooking up. Friends with intentions are more then regular friends, but they can never be BFF.

John: Hey man, how are you and Jenny doing?
Mike: Nothing too exciting, she is my friends with intentions.

by Terrabith March 20, 2007

Captain Intensity

I lived with a buddy who was always so intense about everything around the house. No one did the dishes, someone drank his beer so we ended up calling him Captian intensity

A buddy who is intense about everything

Dude I fucked Tammy last night

Man thats my girlfreind bro

Chill out captain intensity I used a rubber

by Tyler Bohannon March 5, 2007

cruel intentions

One of the best movies I've ever seen. Has Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair in it. Involves a lot of rich kids and a lot of sex.

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe both looked hot in Cruel Intentions.

by Biddy July 3, 2005

intensitities

Used to describe very large and/or beautiful female breasts.

Joe: Bob, sweetest intensitities at your 3 O'clock!

Bob: Dear God! Intensitities indeed!

by magDude101 March 8, 2008

Intensifucked

When an action or thing that is both simultaneously intense and fucked up.

"Man that test really intensifucked my day"

"Did you see what that chick did?"
"Yeah that was intensifucked"

by Iceblade77 May 13, 2009

Coitus interzisgus

The act of committing to go have drinks with the lads and then pulling out last minute to prevent next morning hangovers or trouble with the wife. There is a positive correlation between the above and Coitus interruptus.

Opposite: Brexiting - telling everyone at the party that you are leaving, but actually staying.

Oi, did Marc come out get gazeeboed with the lads last night?

Nah, cunt’s pulled a coitus interzisgus. Said he had to work late. He’s just too slow or too stupid.

Or both.

Fuck yes mate! Fuck yes!

by TommyTulpe April 9, 2019