Instahoe

A female /male who try’s to get a buzz off someone on social media by exposing them,talking down on their name or have any type of relationship with them

“U a instahoe because u only talking to her to get your followers up”

by Ok._mikey July 9, 2018

Instatrash

Basically, its mail that you get that you never open and throw away immediately. Examples are circulars (even if you read it briefly), menus for restaurants you won't eat at, those bulky local town magazines / newspapers (does anyone read this shit?). Also includes fake-looking and suspicious-looking government, state or legal documentation. Basically, about 80% of your mail is instantly trash aka instatrash

Includes variation insta-trash

Most of my mail goes right from the tree to my trash can. It's instatrash

by Headcircus January 19, 2011

Instamoist

When women and male feminists genitals get instantly lubricated by precum or lady juice the moment they are excited by something i.e. 50 Shades of Gray, One Direction, Feminist Frequency.

John: Oh did you see they're making a cross over of Fifty Shades of Gray and 12 Years A slave?
Peter: Yeah I saw the lead actor will be some coked up nigger into bondage with white women.
John: I heard Scott in accountings wife got INSTAMOIST because she has a thing for black men, I hear Scotts a bit of a cuck.

by suburbanmayhem February 16, 2015

instathots

A Thot that is consistent or always showing love on instagram

Mike: Aye you john follow this sexy ass girl?
*shows picture*
John: hell yeah she a instathots

by Stylinout6 January 4, 2014

Instahoe

A male or female Instagram user who follows excessive amounts of people and blows up their DM's with thirst; the act of trying to talk to every person you follow.

Girl this nigga just followed me, don't know me, got a whole gf, and all in my inbox. That's a straight Instahoe.

by TheRealestt July 23, 2014

instahoeing

Going on Instagram and liking every pic of the half naked hoes on your feed.

Melissa loves to be instahoeing at her internship to pass the time.

by Smithers1100 June 14, 2017

Instatreason

To gain a follower, then good-naturedly following him/her in return, only so that he/ she unfollows you in a matter of days (2 or 3). A common occurrence among Instagram users, victims are usually busy, proactive people who are not overly conscious of the number of people they follow and follow them.

Frankie: " Oh nice, Mike from class is following me. Guess Ill follow back, cool dude."

* Three days later*

Frank: " Oh lost a follow, wonder who committed this Instatreason..."

by Madridista1995 January 24, 2015