Imbibitor Lunae
also known as Dan Heng, the high Elder of the Vidyadhara
Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of Dan Heng’s asshole. I just get so hard looking at him. I would let him shoot water into my dick hole and have him cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of his horns. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to him. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. He is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.
I have done countless cum tributes to Dan Heng IL. I want him to come out of Honkai: Star Rail and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be his toilet forever if i could just see his dirty stinky horns and make him rub it all over my face. I am a pig and his horns are piles of mud.
I cant play my favorite game Honkai: Star Rail because every time he appears I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every Vidyadhara’s dick in Xianzhou Luofu just to have his horns be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
I seriously think about just killing that stupid Blade. He is getting to fuck him every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick his horns. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take Dan Heng and have him queef all over me.
also known as Dan Heng, the high Elder of the Vidyadhara
Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of Dan Heng’s asshole. I just get so hard looking at him. I would let him shoot water into my dick hole and have him cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of his horns. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to him. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. He is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.
I have done countless cum tributes to Dan Heng IL. I want him to come out of Honkai: Star Rail and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be his toilet forever if i could just see his dirty stinky horns and make him rub it all over my face. I am a pig and his horns are piles of mud.
I cant play my favorite game Honkai: Star Rail because every time he appears I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every Vidyadhara’s dick in Xianzhou Luofu just to have his horns be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
I seriously think about just killing that stupid Blade. He is getting to fuck him every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick his horns. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take Dan Heng and have him queef all over me.
Person 1: Imbibitor Lunae is so breedable i just want to correct him
Person 2: Agreed - proceeds to plap plap IL
Person 2: Agreed - proceeds to plap plap IL
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"Inhibity". A word in the Vos Imperium language that describes technology that the primitive furry tribes within Vos Imperium cannot fathom.
"Inhibity". A word in the Vos Imperium language that describes technology that the primitive furry tribes within Vos Imperium cannot fathom.
" 13:38 ℓєσиιdαѕ ℓαѕкαяιѕ (LuGlade Resident): Movement inhibity weaponry, trackign bullets, primfiring and hitboxing is what i've recieved in complaints about you two. and i've been watching and its just getting silly. you were shooting thunder when you couldnt even see him., that gravity nonsense was just ridiculous. at this point as per rules its a combat ban i'm sorry. you cant really say its a training issue at that point." - LuGlade of Vos Imperium, November 6th 2018
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(noun; local landmark of sin and sorrow)
The dirtiest den of broken dreams in West London. Looks like a warehouse from the outside, smells like Red Bull, desperation, and Lynx inside. The place where every mandem’s wages from the month evaporates faster than a shisha coal.
The roster? Fam, it’s chaos. You’ve got:
• Crystal, who’s been “23” since 2007 and still moves like her hips are on furlough.
• Mercedes, fresh from Slovakia, selling £20 dances that last 14 seconds before she asks if you want “VIP.”
• And the legendary Punjabi aunty at the bar who’ll pour your vodka coke like she’s measuring blood pressure - all while clocking your shame.
The mandem - Jags, Teji, and of course Choda - rock up in steel toes after site work, pockets full of crumpled tenners, thinking they’re Floyd Money Mayweather. By 1am they’re all in the booth, Crystal’s sitting on their lap, and someone’s already whispered “fam, don’t tell bhabhi ji.”
Meanwhile, in VIP, Choda whips his cock out mid-lap dance, helicoptering it so hard he knocks over the LED bottle parade. Harpz isn’t even meant to be there but somehow he’s in the corner rubbing his cock to the rhythm of the music playing from the speakers.
By closing time, Teji’s arguing with the bouncer because he spent £400 and only got “one lick and a whiff.” Outside, lads are chain-smoking Marlboro Golds, trying to piece their lives back together before their missus sees the bank statement.
(noun; local landmark of sin and sorrow)
The dirtiest den of broken dreams in West London. Looks like a warehouse from the outside, smells like Red Bull, desperation, and Lynx inside. The place where every mandem’s wages from the month evaporates faster than a shisha coal.
The roster? Fam, it’s chaos. You’ve got:
• Crystal, who’s been “23” since 2007 and still moves like her hips are on furlough.
• Mercedes, fresh from Slovakia, selling £20 dances that last 14 seconds before she asks if you want “VIP.”
• And the legendary Punjabi aunty at the bar who’ll pour your vodka coke like she’s measuring blood pressure - all while clocking your shame.
The mandem - Jags, Teji, and of course Choda - rock up in steel toes after site work, pockets full of crumpled tenners, thinking they’re Floyd Money Mayweather. By 1am they’re all in the booth, Crystal’s sitting on their lap, and someone’s already whispered “fam, don’t tell bhabhi ji.”
Meanwhile, in VIP, Choda whips his cock out mid-lap dance, helicoptering it so hard he knocks over the LED bottle parade. Harpz isn’t even meant to be there but somehow he’s in the corner rubbing his cock to the rhythm of the music playing from the speakers.
By closing time, Teji’s arguing with the bouncer because he spent £400 and only got “one lick and a whiff.” Outside, lads are chain-smoking Marlboro Golds, trying to piece their lives back together before their missus sees the bank statement.
Inhibitions (Hayes Edition)
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I went Inhibitions last night in Hayes and swear down, it turned into a live-action Punjabi Ploughman’s with glitter.”
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I went Inhibitions last night in Hayes and swear down, it turned into a live-action Punjabi Ploughman’s with glitter.”
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