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Human Infomercial

A person used to fill a life programming gap until better programming comes along.
After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sally used John as a human infomercial as someone to dump all her problems and thoughts on until she found a new boyfriend, and then forgot John existed.
by Martin Stevens March 21, 2008
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The ever so popular Girls Gone Wild infomercial. (GGW)
"They play that GGW informercial so much at night, that I once whaked off fifteen times in one night before they were all over."
by Sean McReynolds February 3, 2004
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a television show that gives you information or teaches you about something and advertises a product
I am sick and tired of these infomercials.
by Light Joker May 22, 2006
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People who are like the "relatable people" from infomercials: just very clumsy.

In a nutshell, people who can't do ANYTHING right without help.
The kids strolled through the store, throwing everything around like a bunch of infomercial people.
by MentoDR May 24, 2016
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Seriously, who watches these? Just record the dang thing.
Billy: Are you ready to watch Naruto?
Bobby: Did you record it so we can skip those diddly darn infomercials?
by choochootrainzboi December 21, 2017
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A commercial that gives you information about the thing they are advertising (also known as my homework assignment due this Thursday). Only nerds are good at these btw.
Your infomercial will be due next Thursday.
by The man who has fun. May 2, 2022
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