Ear Infucktion

When you want to be an ass to someone, it's a little joke you say.

"Do twat? I'm sorry! I cunt hear you! I must have an ear Infucktion! Won't you finger it out for me?"

by Edward Francis November 2, 2007

split infuckitive

a grammatical construction in which the word "fucking" is inserted into an existing word or phrase for greater emphasis

Absofuckinglutely and fanfuckingtastic are fine examples of split infuckitives.

by ising2 June 13, 2015

InFucktion

When you can't stop thinking about how good someone fucked you in the past.

Example: I'm sorry but can't focus on my work because I got a serious infucktion going at the moment. Hopefully the Peniscillin will kick in soon and clear my mind or I may have to go Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify and finally get rid of this addicktion.

by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010

infucker

a person who fucks himself

'man, he was a masturbater but know he's an infucker!'

by habtch February 29, 2020

infucktion

An infection, only contracted by fucking.
A sexually transmitted disease.

Man, I got a huge vaginal infucktion from my last boyfriend, what a dirty bastard.

by steve August 25, 2003

Infuckted

Pronounced: In-fuck-ted;

(Adj.)-When someone has any type of sexually transmitted disease. Normally referring to AIDS.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Becky? She got tested the other week and found out she's got AIDS.

Guy 2: Damn, I can't tap that anymore. She's infuckted now!

by capnkev June 19, 2009

infuckingdeed

to agree with someone with great vigor; indeed to the extreme

"Hey Jeremy this new video game is great!""Infuckingdeed it is Ronnie."

by Proteus66 September 14, 2008