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I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.
-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.
by phillll July 26, 2008
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Cooler than cool itself

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Erin can be considered cooler than cool and whoever edits this and publishes this is really cool 😉😉
Omg Ryan is cooler than cool itself
by Rjames 6969 August 12, 2019
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Israel has the right to defend itself

A generic phrase meant to silence any valid criticism or even simply perceived criticism of Israels methods with regards to Palestinians and Palestine as a whole. The question is… How can a “defending” nation be making territorial gains?
Concerned Human: “So many innocent Palestinian children have died from IDF bombardments…”

Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”
by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023
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defend itself

Right to kill and ethnic cleansing for special entities
Why are you complaining about genocide, Israel has right to defend itself.
by noidaman October 25, 2023
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thing-in-itself

Kant's thing in-itself is the set of twin primes that contains the set of prime numbers.

The requisite set can even include a single twin-prime..
Kant's thing-in-itself is the spinning-Euler-number.

Due to Euler's number even a single twin prime can contain the complete set of prime numbers...

This is because Euler numbers SPIN on the Athenic plane colors in Hinduistic time or cavitations in linear time..
by metawave April 23, 2023
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Better than pussy itself

Mostly used when referring to something that supersedes the level pussy can offer. often meant as a joke and not mean to be taken literal.
mmm...... this tastes soo fucking good, I swear to God, better than pussy itself .
by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021
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Crack is hell itself

Crack is hell itself
Crack is hell itself
by Real Alberto July 18, 2022
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