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I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.
-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.
by phillll July 26, 2008
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Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself

A phrase originated from the deep south of the United States (Alabama, Mississippi). The phrase is typically used to point out a human action behind an otherwise unexplained, often unusual, phenomenon.
" Someone must have driven that car all the way up that steep cliff, even if seems impossible. Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself, right?"
by ManyPepper January 19, 2022
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God Is 'Being' Itself

A woman is someone who identifies as a woman.
Hym "I don't see how God is 'being' itself isn't just as circular as 'What is a Woman' and even if that IS that case then God didn't SAY anything and the bible isn't true. If it isn't an agential being then no moral lesson can be derived from the things it supposedly does. It literally doesn't mean anything for God to be being. Like, you're making the word God synonymous with universe or existence or everything and it raises more questions than it does to answer the question of what 'God' is. It's just this ommission of definition regarding what 'A God' is as a noun."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2024
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Crack is hell itself

Crack is hell itself
Crack is hell itself
by Real Alberto July 18, 2022
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Being itself

Hym "It CAN'T BE 'The highest good' AND 'being itself' you fucking idiot! You can't 'aim at' 'being itself.' It does mesh with the analogy. And when I SAID IT I contextualized it by saying 'in the context of solipsism' and that it's something you would be considering God rather than actually being God. And this is where you say 'WeLl GoD iS eVeRyThInG!' Is it ultimate evil? It's everything EXCEPT that? Conveniently enough. Enter Satan. If God is being itself then what is Satan? Cosmic scapegoat? I mean, it's just completely incoherent."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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speaking for itself

I was getting so worked up then bam! My dick started speaking for itself.
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