Immaculate Stool

A Perfect Stool whose trajectory upon exit carries it down the plumbing and completely out of view, leaving no evidence (on T.P. or in bowl) that a stool was ever present. Acknowledged as an act of divine intervention.

So, I'm on the shitter and I go to wipe - nothing! Completely clean! Then, to my amazement, I peer into the bowl and there's nothing there. Immaculate stool! Praise the Lord! It's as though Jesus reached down from Heaven and anointed my anus with the holy spirit!

by Brett 327 April 26, 2011

Immaculate Cap

It means to cap soooooo much that it’s perfect

Pretty popular girl: I’m so ugly
Popular jock: that’s immaculate cap

by iLiKeYaHcUtG October 17, 2020

Immaculate

Free from flaws or mistakes, perfect in every way.

“ Kameron gives immaculate head, seriously, i saw stars”

by MajestyLee November 22, 2020

immaculate poop

n. a bowel movement that leaves one's anus perfectly clean, without a spot or a stain such that wiping is unnecessary

Today is going to be a GREAT day! I just took my morning dump and it was an immaculate poop!

by Smoking Chicken April 1, 2005

immaculate

rich in flavor, divine, mouth watering.

this Taco Bell chalupa is immaculate

by highassbitch November 29, 2019

immaculate abortion

The miscarriage of an inconvenient pregnancy.

Kayla got knocked up, but had an immaculate abortion.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Immaculate Production

When a consumer orders a product from a manufacturer and said manufacturer recieves the order, completely looses sight of the order and then is completely amazed when the order resurfaces complete and ready for shipment.

I don't know how Larry's Stamp & Sign couldn't find your order until after it shipped, it must have been Immaculate Production. That happens a lot there.

by disgruntled ho January 6, 2010