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i'm not here to fuck spiders

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"
At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!
by rahx April 9, 2015
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Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.
Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize
by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020
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I'm just here to shit my pants

An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.
YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.
by ewol May 30, 2007
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I'm Walking Here!

Originates from the movie "Midnight Cowboy", when Dustin Hoffman yells "I'm walking here!" at a cab driver who jumps the lights.
Ay, I'm walking here!
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I'm outta here

=I'm going out from here.
Hey pals, I'm outta here, Peace out y'all!
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
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i'm still here

When your crush doesn't text you back
"i'm still here"
"sry i was texting my boyfriend
"..."
by iamdeadtou March 28, 2019
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i'm not here for that

"I'm not here for that" is what you say when asked a question that is beneath you, or else confronted with a situation that you simply cannot care about.
Interviewer: What do you think about your bitter rival's gorgeous dress?
You: I'm not here for that.
by primadonis January 25, 2014
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