Oklahoma Incident

Doodoo Bird comes flying into your house after shitting on your dad's dick and takes a dump on you before humping your laptop with it's stinky dick and then flies off to ascend.

My friend was in an Oklahoma Incident...

by WWW.COMPASS May 3, 2023

B3 Incident

The B3 incident was an incident that occurred at 1:17 pm 5/5/23 on the grounds of Don Bosco Technical Institute High School where one of the colored students Eduardo Soto had broken Health and Physical Education teacher Vincent Nolasco’s window with a volleyball. This was detrimental to Mr. Nolasco’s career due to the fact that he had to tell his boss Carlos Plantias about the situation and the fact that he can’t handle a group of freshman. This could’ve made Plantias fire Nolasco forcing him to leave bosco and pursue his dream job as a male stripper. Thankfully Carlos Plantias did not fire Nolasco and only spanked him lightly as punishment. And as for the student who broke the window he was sold to another farm.

Nigga 1: did you hear about the B3 incident?
Nigga 2: no

by john bosco's official account June 9, 2023

The great flower mural incident of 2017

In the Taylor Swift fandom, this is known as the biggest scam to date by Taylor Swift and Direct tv Now. When nearing Taylor Swift's AT&T promoted pre superbowl concert, Direct tv Now planned an "incredible" livestream with amazing surprises for her fans. Because of Taylor's long running break and the months previous news that she was back in the studio, her tendency to release new music during livestreams, and AT&Ts constant "you don't want to miss it" statements, the fans anxiously expected new music. In the end, it was a flower mural where you could put a tag with your name. Nikki, our hostess, was incredibly uneducated in taylor swift and geography. Asking "is turkey a country or a nickname" and called Taylor's mom a cat as well as constant mumbling and shaking. It is known by swifties all over the world as one of the biggest let downs in the pop star's career, following RED's loss of the grammy of the year award in Jauary 2014.

1. The year is 2089
Child: grandma! here are some flowers.
Grandma: **flashback to the great flower mural incident of 2017**
or:
person 1: wow, that's dissapointing
person 2: Not as dissapointing as the great flower mural incident of 2017

by miley what's good February 6, 2017

Carveola Incident

a numerous amount of zombie sightings and zombie attacks reported in Belgium after the end of ww1 in early November 1918

Soldier's diary: day 1 - November 11, 1918 : The treaty to end the war is supposed to be signed today, but a large amount of zombies have been reported coming out of the fog. The general called it a "Carveola incident"

by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

Troll Face Incident

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January 19th, 2021 “Troll Face Incident” Incident.

hey bro, did you see the Troll Face Incident thing on tiktok?

they aren’t just incidents.

they aren’t even incidents.

by ArcadeSilence January 23, 2021

The 1992 Incident

The "1992 Incident" refers to the events that transpired on June 26th, 1992 between the actor Perry Caravello and casting director Randy Callahan. After alleged impropriety on set by Caravello, Callahan prompted him to perform sexual acts in exchange for not going public with the allegations. Perry jerked off Randy Callahan to completion and then received fellatio.

The incident is referred to often on the popular Perry Caravello Live stream on Twitch and Youtube to this day.

The 1992 Incident? That's when Perry Caravello got sucked off by Randy Callahan in order to secure a movie extra role.

by The Second SAG Voucher April 24, 2023

The cupcake incident

The doom of EDP445 which labeled him as a child predator and a pedophile

Me: do you know edp 445?

Bro: yeah i liked him before the cupcake incident

by Attack titan August 20, 2022