hoods in the woods

Adolescents sent to an experiential camp or outdoor therapy program as part of their rehabilitation program or to avoid incarceration.

He got sent to one of those "hoods in the woods" programs rather than go to juvie jail.

by BoyTherapist June 7, 2017

Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".

Ricky: Was that Economics 200 exam difficult?

George: Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008

pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.

1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.

by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014

disk in the woods

When something is so new, that not even hipsters know about it.

Did you hear about the new indie band Opigon?
No.
i found it on a disk in the woods.

by anon kim April 7, 2015

Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".

Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.

by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023

Does the Pope Pope In the woods?

A question you ask when the answer is a blisteringly obvious yes.
Makes use of the word 'Pope' as both noun and verb.

"You want another beer?"
'Does the Pope Pope in the woods?!'
"uhhh"
'Gawdamnit, the Pope Popes everywhere, he's the fuckin' pope!'

by drjeco October 6, 2015

Going to see a man about a bear in the woods

An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.

See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.

"I'll be right back. I'm going to see a man about a bear in the woods."

by AngelMekk April 13, 2019