sanding your iguana

The act of masturbating; performed on yourself, in front of a crowd or in a public place.

Hey jake, remember that time you got caught sanding your iguana at the bar?

by Sobow November 26, 2013

iguana

large lizard that eats mostly leaves and fruits in the wild

scott has a 3 foot iguana

by mason washauer May 13, 2004

IGUOL

Acronym: I Give Up On Life

Pronounced: eye-gool

Opposite of YOLO (You Only Live Once.)

Person 1: Hey, how'd you do on that test?

Person 2: Failed it big time, man!
Person 2: I studied for this! I mean, IGUOL, seriously.

Person 1: Naw, it isn't that bad!

by VineCauldron September 26, 2012

Iguana Droppings

Another name for pickle rollups which are great finger food for a party. Spread cream cheese over a slice of ham, place a pickle on one end, then roll it up. Refrigerate, then slice about 3/4" and serve.

Wow, those Iguana Droppings that Sue brought to the party last night were delicious.

by AnotherAries July 31, 2009

iguana

A green tropical lizard that mainly eats leaves and fruits. They also can be kept as pets. They can grow to be over six feet long. They are reptiles and are cold blooded.

My pet iguana is named Meeber.

by Nitro racer July 30, 2007

Igual um patrão

This is how you say "Like a Boss" in Brazilian portuguese.

Jogando bola igual um patrão!
Playing soccer like a boss!

by CaptainCave October 1, 2011

Iguananese

A secret language spoken by the few. James Bond 007, along with Karen the mouse Cougar created a magical language. Only the few which obviously cant be talked about know it including Anthony and Kevin (woops).

sdfbndjkfbdfnbodfbdjfbnndonbbndklfogf

I like cake

Last night Karen was perfecting my Iguananese.

by Kevin wessy January 12, 2009