I am the android sent by CyBerlife

The fucking sentence that Connor says every god damn time.

Connor: "Hello, my name is Connor. I am the android sent by CyberLife."

Person: shut the fuck up I don't even asked, fucking androids.

by SapoMalo June 7, 2021

I am the yeast of thoughts and mind

The legendary line in the Globglogabgalab song, where he speaks in the most autistic tone ever while his belly flops.

I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind

by IAMTHEYEASTOFTHOUGHTSANDMIND May 5, 2018

I Am the Law

The catchphrase of the comic book character Judge Dredd. Also a kickass song by the band Anthrax.

Because in Mega City...
I AM THE LAW!!!
You won't fuck around no more!
I AM THE LAW!!!

I judge the rich, I judge the poor
I AM THE LAW!!!
Commit a crime I'll lock the door
I AM THE LAW!!!
Because in Mega City...
I AM THE LAW!!!

by doctor chad thundercock December 1, 2018

I AM THE LAW

While the movie Judge Dredd is playing, put on a blind fold and begin to masturbate. Right before you cum yell out "I AM THE LAW" in your best Sylvester Stallone impression.

Ohh im gonna cum... I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW!!!!

by Gildo2000 February 4, 2009

I am the manager

What you say to customers, who have nothing better to do than complain and blame you for their life problems, when they believe that you are the bane of their existence ( usually via coupons expiring, websites being faulty or the weather being dangerous), but it is your job to not only deal with said problems, but also show that you know exactly what you are doing. All while not telling them that they are idiots and/or that they need to learn common sense or manners.

Customer: why won't you deliver to me?
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager

by Why am I still at marcos? February 13, 2019

i am the hunter

sova's ult that is okay and reveals people who he hits, can also go thru walls.

Sova: I AM THE HUNTER! Raze: OH SHIT I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTT

by come on lets go November 6, 2020

I am the Walrus

To be completely stoned high form to maney hits of the Bong, Pipe or Joint.

Dude,...Huhuh Like I am the walrus....got any food

by Dave's not here man February 7, 2005