i gotta eat 

The lamest excuse for theft, violence, selling hard drugs, or other criminal activity.

Guy 1: I heard you mugged a kid for 50 bucks...
Guy 2: Yeah well whatever man, I gotta eat...
Guy 1: That kid's gotta eat too, everybody gotta eat, what's your point? You get food stamps every month anyway. Don't give me bullshit reasons for hurting innocent people, you sick twisted lowlife piece of shit. Get the fuck out my hood!

i gotta eat by UrbanPrick October 4, 2013

i gotta take care of some stuff 

a black excuse for anything.

girl: i gotta go
boy: where you goin girl
girl: i gotta take care of some stuff

i gotta take care of some stuff by The Matchmakers January 23, 2011

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT 

What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.

*At the Office*
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT by M Dogg May 31, 2005

i gotta crap 

what people say when they really gotta crap! (i thought that was so self-explanatory)

i really gotta crap!

i gotta crap by AcidJed April 9, 2004

I gotta use the bathroom real quick 

Some thing u say to get out of a conversation

I gotta use the bathroom real quick

I gotta use the bathroom real quick by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016

I gotta went 

I should have been gone already.

"See ya'll later, I gotta went."

I gotta went by Devan11 February 4, 2010

I GOTTA SHIT 

Typically a term used by someone who is experience a sudden urge to shit. So much so that they require an immediate resurgance to the nearest restroom.

"MOVE THE FUCK OUT THE WAY CLEETUS, I GOTTA SHIT"

I GOTTA SHIT by Jaquandious November 21, 2022