I’m on my period 

An excuse for females to get out of doing anything, and to be extremely mean, nagging, and demanding.

I can’t go to the beach I’m on my period.

I’m on my period by Itsmesogivememoney January 3, 2019

I'm on a Boat 

A song made by The Lonely Island, featuring T-Pain. It also has a clean version on the Saturday Night Live (SNL) website.

I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat! I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Take a good, long, look at the motherfucking boat!

I'm on a Boat by INSERT WITTY NAME HERE April 15, 2009

I'm on One 

to be high on any kind of drug. weed, cocaine, pills, etc.

"i'm on one the feeling ain't fair" - rick ross

I'm on One by giftedd July 7, 2011

I'm on a Boat 

1.) A term one uses to express that they feel absolutely awesome. Also used to pep people up.

2.) A song by Lonely Island

Person one: "Who's on a Boat?!"
Person two: "I'm on a Boat!!!"

Person one: "Hey, did you hear that song by Lonely Island, the one about the boat?"
Person two: "Oh yeah, I'm on a boat? That song is amazing."

I'm on a Boat by KarsGoZoom August 28, 2009

I'm on my ball 

Being on point of what your doing and your actions being self aware

1. you ready to do this?
2. homie I'm on my ball.

I'm on my ball by crazy cali kid June 3, 2015

I'm on the strug bus 

when you're having a realy really bad day

hey man how are u?
I'm on the strug bus bro.

I'm on the strug bus by peteke2468 October 4, 2016

(I'm) On The Red 

This is a phrase used by Northern Ireland folk who use diesel in their car as a cheap way for fuel rather pay for diesel and petrol although this has consequences.
This is phrase is mainly used by farmers and rural folk but can be used as an exclamation.

"(I'm) On The Red"

John: Do you use diesel in your car?
Q-Pat: No, I don't use diesel.
John: So you use petrol then?
Q-Pat: No, I don't use petrol either.
John: What fuel do you use then?
Q-Pat: "(I'm) On The Red".
John: You fecking eejit.

(I'm) On The Red by SuckinDieselBae August 11, 2016