I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
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I swear to god no crosses count

I swear to god no crosses count by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

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I swear down on my nan’s grave

Popular statement frequently used by Formula 1 YouTuber Rocketpoweredmohawk. Used to express to swear on something or used as a general indication of anger/frustration

“If Max Verstappen wins the next race and gets his 50th win in a row, I swear down on my nan’s grave, I will be very disappointed”.

I swear down on my nan’s grave by 69ReasonsWhy April 1, 2024

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and in that moment, i swear we were infinite

one of the greatest lines from the greatest book ever.

When we got out of the tunnel, Sam screamed this really funny scream, and there it was. Downtown. Lights on buildings and everything makes you wonder. Sam sat down and started laughing. Patrick started laughing. I started laughing.
And in that moment, i swear we were infinite.

and in that moment, i swear we were infinite by M Reich July 13, 2006

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It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

It was a joke i swear to god by FroggerJGWentWorth June 8, 2017