horsexual

Someone who is attracted to horses sexually

Danny is horsexual

by green_barancles November 21, 2016

hanasexual

Only being attracted to hana who is a fucking blessing to human kind.

Person 1 : Yo that guy is totally into you
Person 2 : Idc, I'm hanasexual

Person 1 : Uhm, what?
Person 2 : I am hanasexual.
Person 1 : *backs away hits a pole falls in a manhole*

by sxcker October 7, 2020

Heatsexual

A made up sexuality about a person who ''goes in heat'' even if they aren't an animal or a female, and all I know is that Roblox Heat and Gacha Heat exists. This is cursed and is mocking the LGBTQIA+ community. They think that they're valid and in the LGBTQIA+ community, but all they're doing is being dumb. Heat is not a sexuality, it is something that happens to animals. (ah yes, ''dlgbtqia+'')
Example in a couple of sentences:

Person 1: H-hey... I'm c-coming out...
Person 2: Go off king, I respect you
Person 1: I-I'm heatsexual... >ώ< UwU, I-I'm in heat r-r-right now..!! C-could you h-help m-me..~?
Person 2: BAHHAHAA PLS TELL ME THIS IS SATIRE
Person 1: W-what does s-satire m-mean? >O<
Person 2: Oh my god. Cease. First of all, you are a boy. Second of all, you are NOT an animal.
Person 1: H-huh?~ B-but I'm a cat!! >o<
Person 2: I'm tired of this goodbye

by sophibanana October 16, 2021

Hovasexual

A super fan of JAY-Z, who loves JAY-Z more than Jesus.

Look honey! It’s two hovasexuals arguing about which Jay Z album is better in the middle of the street.

by Peacefulblackpanther November 9, 2023

hawksexual

Being attracted to only Hawk from Cobra Kai

"Oh goodness I think I'm Hawksexual"

'Hawksexual?'
"Only attracted to Cobra kais Hawk'

by hawkkai January 10, 2021

Hansexual

You become hansexual when:

a) There's one person who's the exception to your sexual orientation.

b) One person changes your sexual orientation.

a) I know I'm lesbian but goddamn, I'd do crazy hansexual things to Brian Boitano.

b) Ya so Megan Fox is turning me hansexual...

by Justsomefoodforthought August 17, 2011

hexsexual

Kind of like tri and quad.

A hexsexual is someone who will do it with...
-girls
-guys
-animals
-dead people
-dead animals
and last but certainally not least... TREES!!!!

Mariko: OMG WTF IS SHE DOING
Amelia: She appears to be raping the tree
Sacha: I thought she was quadsexual?
Emma: Yeah so did I. I wonder what her sexuality is?
Eleanor: What are you looking at?
Lucy: You raping the tree.
Eleanor: Well DUH! guys, I am hexsexual. What do you expect?

by somerandomgirl September 19, 2007