the feeling of exhaustion one experiences from pretending to be heterosexual in front of ones family.
Myra: Hey girl, how's your christmas?
Lexa: I've watched every "gay and lesbian" movie on Netflix. And then i slept to avoid the fam.
Myra: Jeez, got hetlag huh?
Lexa: You have no idea.
Lexa: I've watched every "gay and lesbian" movie on Netflix. And then i slept to avoid the fam.
Myra: Jeez, got hetlag huh?
Lexa: You have no idea.
by RonnieSkylar May 19, 2016
Get the Hetlag mug.Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.
"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"
by Histories Mysteries January 24, 2009
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Get the Big Hullaballoo mug.Noun- a gangsta or hoodlum that excels in rhymes and flow and gets "crunk" very easily. They also give off large amounts of swagger unlike anyone else.
Jaquan: Aye look at dat prime hustla over there rap battling that white boy.
Quantravious: Damn he be spittin some sick lines and roastin dat jit to the next level.
Quantravious: Damn he be spittin some sick lines and roastin dat jit to the next level.
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Get the huitlacoche mug.1. A 1980 Pakistani film in which Hitlar, the son of Adolf Hitler, terrorizes a Pakistani village.
2. A common, often intentional, misspelling of Hitler.
3. A unit used to rate the absurdity of movie plot premises. The plot of "Hitlar" is set equal to one Hitlar.
2. A common, often intentional, misspelling of Hitler.
3. A unit used to rate the absurdity of movie plot premises. The plot of "Hitlar" is set equal to one Hitlar.
1. I can't find any place to buy "Hitlar".
2. OMFG u r = teh hitlar!!!!11111
3. "Army of Darkness" ranks 0.4 Hitlars.
2. OMFG u r = teh hitlar!!!!11111
3. "Army of Darkness" ranks 0.4 Hitlars.
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