Hummel Toe

When you have a shed for your camel toe

That stripper must have been recently pregnant due to the fact that she has a hummel toe.

by Right Back to it. December 02, 2011

Mats Hummels

One of Germany’s best defenders ever produced, Borussia Dortmunds best ever center back, won a World Cup in 2014, and is also a very sexy man.

Person 1: “Hey, isn’t that guy, the one wearing 15, Mats Hummels or something?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”

by Crimson15 August 13, 2023

Kurt Elizabeth Hummel

Kurt Hummel.

A character on the show glee, played by the man, the myth, the legend, Chris Colfer.

Kurt is a countertenor and literally such a cute fellow. I love this man and I live for him. He is married to Blaine Anderson (Klaine 🤩) and for some reason his best friend is Rachel Berry (she should die). Kurt has been through hell and still carried that entire show on his back along with Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester). In conclusion, stan Kurt Hummel

Kurt Elizabeth Hummel singing ‘Roses Turn’ was an extremely important moment in the development of all gleeks brains.

by ariluvr69 April 03, 2023

Burt Hummel

Greatest father ever

“Burt Hummel is the definition of character development”

by burthummelforpresident2020 October 23, 2020

Hummel tight

adjective /hʌməl tīt/

Origins mythical dwarf electrician
- to tighten something, usually a locking or fastening mechanism, in a way that loosening or freeing the object is near impossible

“Julio, give me a minute and possibly a blow torch, some asshole made this Hummel tight”

by Nick Ollatta November 15, 2017

Hummeling

When one has a large sum of money, and ventures off on spending sprees buying expensive and luxurious items.

I decided to go hummeling this week and buy 2 Cadillac's.

by Tucholka August 13, 2008