When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.
The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw
by 3-Putt December 28, 2021
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So I was at this tavern in the Mojave Desert for New Years and my man wore a bathrobe all night at the bar, little did I know he had a condom in his hand and right at the stroke of midnight on New Years put it down his pants while doing a salt rimmed taco, and made me a ponderosa. I woke everybody up at 2:00 a.m. with a Hesperia Howler when I got my Ponderosa.
by Whatisyourexcuse December 31, 2023
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