hoser

An insult meaning douchebag (aka hosebag) shortened to hoser.

Get away from me you hoser.

by Frank Vale August 11, 2005

hoser

A slang and generally friendly term for a Candian person.

Us Hosers can drink you Yanks under the table!

by Bile Belly December 10, 2003

hoser

an insult, similar to knob; generally refers to someone who is foolish, gullible, or whipped

"No, he's not coming tonight. That hoser is over at his girlfriend's house again."

by Smith (you know) September 25, 2005

Hoser

Canadian term for a cheapskate. During the Great Depression of the 1930s some folk would siphon gasoline from vehicles with a hose.

He didn't pay for his drinks. He claims to have forgotten his wallet. What a hoser !

by orangejason9 December 16, 2014

hoser

A derivation of hosehead which is Canadian for dickhead.

That Bu$h is such a hoser!

by HOH-zer July 21, 2003

hoser

1. (n) A reference to someone that is incompetent or simply annoying (see also David Young)

2. (n) A term of endearment frequently used to refer to a friend that may or may not be an idiot.

3. See also wanker.

2.

Why did you go and misfile my TPS report, you hoser?!

by Winomonkey September 12, 2003

Hoser

A word your cunt roommate uses when she doesn't get her way and wants to sulk like a bitch.

Dude... pretty sure Paula just called us hosers.

by SuckMyFatBlackCock2012 November 4, 2011