Horndog

Awesome stoner webcomic about a horny dog.

I'm reading HORNDOG. It's THA SHIT!

by Tom Dubb June 13, 2011

horndog

A person, usually a guy, who is constantly aroused and sexually excited. Someone who masturbates to porn regularly, and in many cases, is going through puberty. Not uncommon for him/her to get very touchy around people of the opposite sex.

Horndog: Dude!!... that chick has great tits!! You gotta feel them!!
Dude: Man tell me how you know that!!
Horndog: Cuz I always bump into her by mistake in the hallway!! And she never notices a thing!!
Dude: That's pretty smart man!! That's a pretty good trick for a guy like you.. Too bad that's the furthest you'll ever go with her..

by Hornmeista May 18, 2008

Horndog Cattle

Guys who add or accept friend request from "aspiring models"

Aspiring models who need x amount of fans on their page

John is just horndog cattle, he never has a chance with that girl

by Agent 99 October 23, 2014

Horndog

when someone is really horny and he gets annoying most common person to this is people named victor

víctor is such a horndog

by kewl kid 8637 April 9, 2017

Horndoggin

When you are always on the move looking for chicks

"Man my friend's always out horndoggin around, he's pretty unlucky though"

by Habisirus December 22, 2018

Slushies and Horndogs

Someone who likes to drink a lot and have sex.

Man, does she love slushies and horndogs.

by Slushiesandhorndogs November 1, 2017

horndog

(noun) someone who is as frisky as a dog and is very horny.

You mean the horndog?

by tphoneyy May 26, 2010