hoobastank

The members of the band seem to enjoy coming up with different definitions for the term, from a shoe lover to a person with a smelly butt, so there may be no official definition, at least as far as they're concerned.

There is no definition.

by nowayman April 24, 2005

hoobastank

Receiving oral from behind while standing. First girl kneels behind guy and buries her nose in his copper penny. Then she pulls his equipment down and back to her mouth and starts smoking his hog in resemblance of smoking a hooka.

So that's what the band Hoobastank's name means...receiving oral from behind while standing.

by Gulph July 21, 2004

hoobastank

walking around with a boner or having a boner

HEY are you hoobastankin?

by matt nault April 10, 2005

hoobaskank

a crusty twated, titty saggin,used to play basketball(I mean used to play with basketballs,now they,re too small),street corner working. relative fuckin,donkey dick suckin,woops she forgot to deusche her barf hole,cummin to take your man SLUT !!!!

look kids at that green fog around that hooker, now thats what we call a hoobaskank

by ding dong dipshit September 5, 2007

Hoobastank

A person who is breast fed until they are in their teens

He's still on the tit, definitely still a hoobastank

by Nocigar May 1, 2018

Hoobastank

A venereal disease.

"One in ever four adults in America have contracted Hoobastank."

by Blague Czar November 21, 2021

Hoobastank

Proper Noun:

1. The middle name of our lord and savior, Jesus Hoobastank Christ

2. Hoobastank is an American rock band formed in 1994 in Agoura Hills, California, by lead vocalist Doug Robb, guitarist Dan Estrin, drummer Chris Hesse, and original bassist Markku Lappalainen. They were signed to Island Records from 2001 to 2012 and have released six albums and one extended play to date. Wikipedia
Genre: Rock, Alternative rock, Nu metal, Hard rock, Punk rock, Post-grunge, Alternative metal, Pop-punk, More
Origin: Agoura Hills, California, U.S
First single: Crawling in the Dark
Also known as: Hoobustank (1994–2001)

Jesus Hoobastank Christ!

Oh man, did you go to the Hoobastank concert?!

by Trixie Bellaruse April 6, 2023