Hoitus Coitus

When someone engages in very formal sexual activity.

I thought Sharon would be crazy in bed, but instead she preferred hoitus coitus!

by Kotor39 May 16, 2010

Honus

Somebody that recognizes the hoe immediately in someone

Yo Brian such a honus he spotted her immediately

by Pooping mom March 20, 2021

Robertois Honeus Mustardis

A person who has an extreme and unhealthy addiction to honey mustard.

Person 1: Hey look at Roberto Brillon eating honey mustard .

Person2: I heard he is a Robertois Honeus Mustardis!

Person 1: Stay as far away as possible or else you’ll become addicted as well.

by Asianduck November 30, 2017

honus

A honus is a person or people who follow you around everywhere. They are also very undesirable and most of the time awkward. The down side to honi is that they act as a major cock block to because girls don't want to be in there awkward presence. When you shun or try to get rid of a honus or honi it will prove futile. THEY NEVER LEAVE!!

"oh my gosh this honus has been following us everywhere, the girls won't even look at me!"
" I feel you dude."

"Alright guys lets try to leave before the honi know."
*everyone runs*

by honus destroyer September 24, 2013

Hentus

The singular version of hentai

Dude 1: Man tentacle hentai is my favorite genre of hentai
Dude 2: yea lemme show you this one hentus I downloaded yesterday

by rawr xd cuck boi October 15, 2018

Hontas

A nipple

I really wanna poke a hontas.

by Sixlckychrms August 12, 2009

Hontas

A short name for Poker machines. Also know as slot machines or one arm bandits. The term refers to going and playing the "Poker-hontas".

"Barney suggested we go and slip a quick five-o in the Hontas". (i.e. Lets go and blow $50 in the poker machines)

by crashman1104 November 26, 2014