homosalivial

When two people have the same saliva, if they are conjoined or if they are twins.

Danny: Then we kissed and a bit of her saliva got in my mouth, it mixed with mine.
Doctor: You were homosalivially bonded, that’s probably how you got hepatitis.

by leche09 December 30, 2018

Homostasis

Not to be mistaken with homeostasis (n.)

The delicate domain of equilibrium within a heterosexual person that prevents them from being too insecurely homophobic and being too obnoxiously gay in social situations.

i.e. Right between acting too straight and too gay

Todd and I had to share a tiny couch at a friend's place the other night but it's alright - I said "no homo" so I didn't break homostasis.

by Uthgerd Goodsucc January 28, 2019

homosamuel

A special type of gay that only applies to people named Sam or Samuel.

Is Sam into guys?
Yeah did you not hear he is homosamuel.

by True definer of words October 18, 2020

Humans/homosapiens

The most idiotic, stupidest, craziest, most uniquely queer species to ever roam the face of earth, possessing the strangest origin story in the galaxy. In the start, humans were mildly stupid, lived in caves with optimus prime and his gang of dinosaurs. One day, a curious human (named the manly name of Chuck)decided it would be great it he just cut off a whole thick layer of fur because he thought it made him look like a fag. Then all his friends saw him and they were like, wydwyl. He explained but they freakin laughed at him and then told optimus prime what their friend had done. optimus was furious so he sent his army of dinosaurs to find Chuck and eat his spleen. But as you know, Chuck Norris didn't back down and made himself a coat of dino skins later(that's why dinosaurs are extinct). Now after this optimus prime was very mad so he climbed out of his stupid little hole in a cliff and set off to hunt down Chuck. now Chuck was a very smart guy-he knew about bear grylls before he was even born into existence, so he got to high ground and drank his own piss to rehydrate. When optimus finaly apeared it was already sunset and chuck was ready to face him without a warning, optimus prime began to run at chuck norris at lightspeed, but Chuck was faster. he pulled out a Michael bay movie DVD and stuffed optimus prime into the small disk. And that is how we came to be the humans we are today.

I know the stuff above is complete gibberish nonsense about humans/homosapiens

by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 21, 2016

Funky homosapien

A real g on god. Someone who is super fun to hang with and is slightly weird. Like a Trevor fr

What’s up to all my funky homosapiens

by Oliiiiiin December 18, 2021

Homosadomasochinecrophilibestiality

The act of having sexual intercourse with a deceased animal of the same gender using whips and chains.

A man named Cooter, who practices homosadomasochinecrophilibestiality, finds a dead steer, dresses it in chains, and whips the carcass as he has intercourse with it.

by Hooshmum March 22, 2006

Homosapian

An Individual of the human species.

I am a Homosapian. We are all homo sapiens.You are just a HOMO!

by b. luft January 13, 2007