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holmes chapel

Holmes chapel is a village in the east of chesire. It really is small and no one knows that thus village exists. Harry Styles was born there and he lived some years there. Now he lives in LA and London with his tiny ass husband who still tops him Louis Tomlinson oh and btw. Larry Stylinson is real. Also Louis didn't get the fucking dagger to harrys rose for you to be a weak larrie.
What is Holmes Chapel

- Duh!! Its a freaking village, Harry styles was born there.
holmes chapel by phantasia.ccp October 23, 2018

holmes g 

THE big homie. The one an only. My nigga
Yooo Holmes G ! What's the business my nig'ness
holmes g by PiffersLogic April 24, 2015

holmes-golden 

the last name of a funny and cool guy who u will always feel comfortable around him
holmes-golden by daddysboy April 20, 2018

Holmes Middle School 

One of the three Middle Schools in Livonia, Michigan. This is the school where every teacher tortures you. Vaping and sending nudes is a very popular thing here, people come to school thinking it’s a normal until they get called down to the principals office and you end up getting suspended. You can buy a vals easily here. If you like getting bossed around my little retards all day, this school is for you.
Most people that go to this school leave stupider then they were in the beginning. Students feel dead inside when at school.
I go to Holmes Middle School and i’m dead inside when i’m there.

Holmes Guy 

A person who works in an office and eyes other men up in secret then goes to the disabled toilets to furiosly masterbate and release their inner tension. Generally perculiar in appearance and could be a sex offender
He look like a right holmes guy - check the toilets
Holmes Guy by Poonarni October 10, 2011

Holmes and Narver 

Having a very long penis but very small testicles.
Seeing that guy in his banana hammock confirmed that he had a Holmes and Narver.
Holmes and Narver by Julian Ledesma December 26, 2007