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dick hole smashing

The smashing of the dick as a pleasurable joke. Usually to make fun of the one injured in the process. Even though you cant really smash the dick hole, you can easily make a guy steril by crushing their dick.
by GuruMasterApprentace March 8, 2011
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Dick-hole Butt-shim

A small slab of wood that would normally go inside of a butthole for easy defecation inside of prison. But is instead being inserted into the dick hole for torture and or pleasure. Commonly used together with the prison poops
The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.
by dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010
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have the eyes like a dick hole

This French expression means that you are so tired that you can not open your eyes and they look as small as the hole on the tip of the penis.
Bryan and I will party so much this week end that we will have the eyes like a dick hole on Monday morning!

I wonder what you did yesterday night, you have the eyes like a dick hole today?

Stop drinking, you start to have the eyes like a dick hole...
by Stephanie37 July 5, 2008
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Dick Hole

The Hole Where Pee Comes Our The Penis .
I Saw Bobby Dick Hole Lastnight While We Was Fuckin’ .
by Fgcgjjv March 16, 2019
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dick hole

by goooooooooooooooooooooooooose January 15, 2019
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punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!
by Johnisdead November 28, 2017
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Hole dick

when your dick falls of and theres a hole.
"Man my hole dick hurts"

"let my lick it for you"
"that is what homes are for"
by Harry person October 21, 2019
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