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Hockel

Hockel (noun): A mischievous internet creature that thrives on spreading contagious memes, turning your online feed into a playground of viral hilarity. This creature also loves to stick hard boiled eggs up their butt.
Did you see that meme Hockel posted? Do you really think his grandma sits on his face or was it just for the meme?
by W-i-n-k January 31, 2024
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Hockel

1. A post that is as deceptively wholesome as it is unhinged and depraved. Usually also contains elements of hornyposting. Named after a mythical Shitposter who is loved, hated, and feared throughout Facebook shitposting groups.
Your post was such a Hockel that I no longer wish to have eyes.
by CassandratheChild March 17, 2024
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hochelaga hobo bag

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits all over your bed, so you make a bundle with your shit-covered sheets to throw them in the street
Bro, that girl shit all over my bed like a damn pig . I had no choice but to make a Hochelaga hobo bag
by Pornhub aja August 16, 2025
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Homieless

I don't have anyone to spend Thanksgiving with, I am homieless!
by Sharkynm September 7, 2025
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Josh Hockel

Infamous shit-poster on several Facebook meme pages including ENG: Llama posting and RTED: Gold Posting.

Known for extremely sexually graphic memes using favourite childhood movies.
Terry: have you seen this guy Josh Hockel’s Facebook posts?

Sheila: No I didn’t, it’s too early in the morning for that absolute smut.
by DJDOUCH3 January 7, 2024
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