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Hobosexual

Person who jumps into relationships to have a place to live.
That fool only with her for a roof, he's a hobosexual.
by S8H2A4U7N7E February 10, 2017
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Hobosexual

Someone who enters or fakes a relationship to avoid homelessness.
Man, Trevor is such a hobosexual. What's he gonna do when he runs out of girls that will let him live with them?
by Cjciosjab jdja December 17, 2017
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hobo

"I'm not a vagrant... I'm a hobo. Big difference."

"Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun."
by natalie portmanteaux January 27, 2021
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hobo pussy

The five o'clock shadow that occurs not too long after a girl shaves her pussy.
Man, my face is all chafed from going down on this girl with hobo pussy.
by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011
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Hobocaine

A questionable white powdered substance usually purchased from a shifty character, stereotypically homeless. When consumed users experience a slight buzz followed by: nausea, paranoia, a need to shit & in worst case scenarios a urge to become homeless.
Antonym: Primo
Mac: sniff, sniff “Ah shit, it’s hobocaine”
Mitch: sniff, sniff “I don’t feel so good.”
Mac: “ I think I might sleep rough tonight.”
by S.Squelch January 7, 2020
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hobocumphobia

The fear of a homeless person ejaculating on you whilst you sleep.
Ron: So why can't you sleep on the subway again?
Greg: I already told you, bro! I have hobocumphobia!
by RonnieBoy October 18, 2010
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Hobo milk

Fluid harvested from a homeless man via squeezing and mouth-to-mouth.
Hey man did you get any Hobo milk?

Nah sorry man, I couldn't find any hobos.
by THICCBOITIZZLE April 17, 2019
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